Woooooweeeeee

I am relieved to not be a lesbian. Though most men are nut-scratching trolls from time to time, I would much rather deal with their idiocy than the sheer craziness of a female. I know my people, and we are not to be fucked with. We can wage a War of Passive Aggression for years and erode your battlements without you realizing it. We also have a habit of overanalyzing nearly everything that comes our way. Not to say that men don't do these things, but they are traits more commonly found in the female.

A concept that I've fought my entire life is something that I've very recently come to terms with; men and women are different. For you this may not be ground-breaking news, for me admitting is is akin to Cheney admitting that he may have made a mis-step or two. I grew up constantly asserting that anything a man can do a woman can do, that there is no reason that a woman should be excluded from anything. I still believe in these cannonized principles, but I have come to accept that men and women think and act differently on many different levels. Also, I will never be as strong as many men. Le sigh.

Ah well, at least I can use my boobs to get me a free drink or three. I kid, I kid.

Most people that know me are aware that I'm an ardent feminist and do not take kindly to suggestions that I cannot do something because of my sex. As a result I take TONS of shit from my friends that are constantly insulting my woman-hood. Unfortunately for them, I am far more "masculine" than most of them and often teach them a lesson or seven on how to be a man. I have had multiple guy friends tell me that I'm the hottest dude they know. Hahhaha. An example: The time a dear male friend told me that I couldn't possibly know anything about cars because of my vagina then got schooled because he couldn't tell apart a GTO and a Mustang. Silly boy. But it's all in good fun. What good are friends if they can't make you laugh at your flaws and quirks.